Friday, June 4, 2010

Let's All Go to the Lobby!

Splice
A sci-fi thriller tries to get philosophical but comes across creepy. Two pop scientists specialize in hybrid DNA technologies but soon find themselves parents to a freak of scientific nature. Hilarity ensues. Adrien Brody has sex twice during the film, and that's not even the creepiest part. Skip it.

Get Him To The Greek
Jonah Hill is fat, Russell Brand is not funny, and together they deliver nearly two hours of boring narcissism. The self-indulgent nature of the film is hidden behind a pretentious facade of tongue-in-cheek satire and parody. Hill creates a few genuinely funny moments, but proves he is unable to lead a film. Russell Brand must be an acquired taste - one I have yet to find. Sean Combs must have had some grade A handlers on set pampering that massive ego. He can't act and this film isn't entertaining. Skip it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq94Nbrupk8

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