Monday, March 23, 2009

I hate you, Aunt May.

Boring bag of dirt, May Parker:
Just die already!
A moment of absurdity:
Possibly her only moment of relevance.
She's already died once. Look how moving this scene is:

Make it happen, Marvel. No more wet blanket Aunt May!

3 comments:

Jeff said...

Wow. This post is great. I've never seen such a hatred for a fictional old lady. It almost precedes your hatred of real old ladies.

gerald said...

This movement has my full support. Go Away May.

The Northern Bullet said...

This post was filled with rage and anger and spite and cookies.